3 years ditzy and running.

The good news is that my night vision isn't all as terrible as I though it was. (It felt pretty bad.)

The silly news is that it took oh, three years to figure this out.

There is a special secret ninja setting on my headlights.
That I was not aware of.
To my knowledge, I had two settings for headlights: 'really damn low' and 'highbeams'.

On an epic WaffleJourney to the Museum of Nature and Science, or rather, on the way back from the epic WaffleJourney to the Museum of Nature and Science, it was dark, and I was driving my traditionally painful night-drivey way, and Cameron, our resident car expert, was like, "Whaaaat is with your lights?"

And proceeded to rummage my glovebox for the manual and discover that if I -click in- the headlights shafty thinger, I switch the 'spin knobbly bit upwards' high-beams mode into 'normal nighttime headlights.'

APPARENTLY. FOR THREE YEARS. I HAVE BEEN DRIVING. IN THE DARK. WITH DAY LIGHTS.


Driving back from Karl's was the most unpainful night driving I've ever done. I could seeeeee.